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super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via sorry)

"Other people are not medicine."

- It took me 9 years to figure that out (via equily)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via mexicangovernment)

saepphire:





where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via fake-mermaid)

allmymetaphors:

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via sea-witch-slut)

(Source: disney-ohanameansfamily, via dreamingofdisneymagic)

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via fake-mermaid)

poochcrew:

Nobody wanted the runt, but he was perfect for me! Say hello to Bear.