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*gets gay married during the purge*

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"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"


Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

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the whole idea of daddy issues makes me so uncomfortable? like your father abandoned you, you had a bad relationship with him or he abused you and we created a term to shame, humiliate and laugh at you for dealing with the emotions that come with that


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Good Vibes HERE

How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

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How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

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