May 2013
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Person: How do lesbians have sex?
Me: The question is how do they stop.
For the record, I honestly don’t give a fuck how much cock you suck. Suck a...
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artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
nintendone:
my favorite flavor of cake is more
peanutsareforpussies:
meghai:
seize-the-ass:
a-really-funny-girl-just:
edsheewalkedd:
firstadream:
eat-sleep-procrastinate:
allwaswellindistrict12:
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to...